This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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