Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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