I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
