you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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