Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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