So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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