K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
