Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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