dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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