I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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