DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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