I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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