Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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