I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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