plz talk dirty to me
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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