Im at strip club and am horny
White coat. Heels.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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