We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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