: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Randomize
