ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I wish there were birth control emojis
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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