Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Less talking, more tequila
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
