Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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