beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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