I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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