So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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