The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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