i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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