it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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