I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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