his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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