The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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