But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Randomize
