he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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