you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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