So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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