even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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