No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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