the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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