Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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