Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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