Non-Jews are for practice
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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