I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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