i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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