It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I touched a dick in church today
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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