He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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