no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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