How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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