nut hugger
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Oh Jesus.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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