His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Can you bring me the toilet please
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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