To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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