we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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