Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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