I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Couch. On fire.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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