so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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