We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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