On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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